THIRTY NINTH THING I SHOULDN’T DRAW:
ALT GOTH SUPERSTAR GERALDINE OLVATINE (not guaranteed to be her actual last name.)
THIRTY SEVENTH THING I SHOULDN’T DRAW:
SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOME KOREAN GUY AND FIST OF THE SOUTH STAR OR SOEMTHING
THIRTY SIX CHAMBERS THING I SHOULDN’T DRAW:
MARE ODOMO’S EVIL HALF-COUSIN WHO LIVES ON A FARM, MART ODOMO!!!
This one was in no way a request, basically Mare tweeted some letter or something that addressed him as Mart Odomo and I thought it would be fun to draw.
GUYS I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP READING MARE’S TWEETS SO MUCH :(
THIRTY FIFTH THING I SHOULDN’T DRAW:
CARLO MONTAGNINO WORKING AT HIS POPULAR WEBSITE DOG AND PONY SHOW DOT CUM!!!
THIRTY THIRD THING I SHOULDN’T DRAW:
AFTER DRAWING THAT SHORT COMIC ABOUT CHRISTINA HENDRICKS BELOW, I RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS AND PRETTY MUCH TOTALLY SHITTY REQUEST TO DRAW “Your face when you realize Christina Hendricks isn’t that hot.”
NO. FUCK YOU.
HERE IS MY FACE WHEN I REALIZED HOW SHITTY YOUR REQUEST WAS, DON’T BOTHER SENDING ANY MORE YOU TOOL.
THIRTY SECOND THING I SHOULDN’T DRAW:
A SHORT COMIC ABOUT CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, BASED LOOSELY ON THE SUGGESTION “A social commentary that some will declare truly defines this generation.”
WHAT???
THIRTY FIRST THING I SHOULDN’T DRAW:
THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD, COMBINED WITH TETSUO OF AKIRA FAME (NOT PART OF THE REQUEST)
THIRTIETH THING I SHOULDN’T DRAW:
A GIRL WHO SENT ME THE REQUEST: “DRAW ME, CHARLIE SHEEN DRESSED AS A WARLOCK, OR A DRAG QUEEN PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK.”
DECLINING TO DRAW A JOKE THAT WAS SEVERAL WEEKS IF NOT MONTHS OLD, AND UPON THE REALIZATION THAT THE BEST DRAWING OF SOMEONE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WOULD BE A BLANK PAGE, I DECIDED I HAD TO DRAW HER.
SO I SENT HER AN ASK SAYING “HEY BITCH (I didn’t actually call her that) IF YOU WANT ME TO DRAW YOU YOU SHOULD AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK(I didn’t say the fuck.) YOU LOOK LIKE.”
TO WHICH SHE RESPONDED: “TALL, SKINNY, LONG BROWN HAIR WITH BANGS. A BIG-ASS SMILE AND A RATHER SMALL ASS.”
I DUNNO WHY HER “RATHER SMALL ASS” WAS HIGHER UP ON THE LIST OF FEATURES THAT WOULD HELP ME PROPERLY CAPTURE HER ESSENCE THAN ANYTHING BESIDES “SKINNY TALL HE HE SMILING” BUT I HOPE I DID HER JUSTICE.
PLEASE GET BACK TO ME GIRL WHO’S NAME I DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW, AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF NEXT TIME YOU REQUEST A BUNCH OF THINGS I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING DRAW.
